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June 6, 2006
So bored
Aha! I have managed to bypass the dial-up problem! One word….WORD. Yes I am typing this on a Word document, where I will proceed to cut and paste. I am so high tech. At least it will save the Notorious Monster (mother) screaming down my neck.
To day has been a day of self-discovery. I have learnt a few things today, which in my usual style, I shall list (I do like listing things).
1. I have discovered that I may have vegetable Tourette’s*
2. I am a total geek
3. I am a total nerd
4. I can continuously talk utter pants and manage to do my work efficiently too
5. My social life resembles that of a dead potato (there goes the vegetable Tourette’s again)
* The random use of vegetable names in conversations, often in the place of real curses
The total nerd and geek bit arises from the fact that I find these pieces of information extraordinarily interesting:
Shaquille O’Neil is 2,160,000,000 nanometres tall
The nail on your little finger is 10 million nanometres across
A dollar bill is 100,000 nanometres tall
Bet you could impress your friends with that, hey? So I’ve been reading an article in the latest National Geographic which is v. v. exciting. It is about……nanotechnology, and I haven’t been this excited since my moogle cake. I may even sway towards this route with my degree, but then again my direction changes everyday. As long as it’s science, I’ll be happy. All I want is a nifty white coat to go with my oh-so-cool plastic goggles.
Posted by kat at June 6, 2006 9:16 PM
Comments
I have been doing the cut and paste option for months - which shows just how bright I am and where you get your genes from (from the notorious monster):0)
Posted by: jane hodson at June 8, 2006 9:30 AM
You know, they offer nifty white coats an goggles in those psychiatric ward thingies too. I'm willin' to bet you could go that route and get the white coat an goggles much quicker.^^
Posted by: Garkin at June 9, 2006 3:37 PM
